Doreen Speaks Up!

"He is charming and polite", says Doreen about new friend Johnny Dang in an interview on Pickle magazine. "I was devastated about the rumours on the concerts; I mean, I paid my ticket already!! Joe wouldn't reply my calls, he changed the keys to the little house we used to live in, and left an Error 404 message in his answering machine.
Luckily I've found Johnny. We are only dating, I mean we don't do the dirty deed or anything. Just friends. That's what I need now after all I had to take".
What about the new conspiracy theories that are elsewhere on the internet, about Zappa fan's Holy Grail, the Roxy DVD, and the Da Vinci connection?
"Oh, yes, that. Well, you can buy it or not. I've seen the pictures all across the internet (note: she is referring to these images:)


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"I don't know... Of course Da Vinci was a big Zappa fan, but from there to put a secret code on his paintings to find the Roxy... I mean, can't you guys grab a METAPHOR?? I'm sorry to disappoint, but I think those tapes are still drying somewhere in one of Joe's infamous ovens...Cluuuuck"

Wether the conspiracy theories are truth or not, Doreen found now a state of peace of mind. Well done, girl!