I am the egg-chickadee! says Doreen

The finding of a picture portraying some blog-eggs, allegedly dropped by a certain Bernard disappointed Doreen to the point where she became deeply depressed.
In conjunction with her bipolar disorder, this proved to be disastrous. "I am the only one; the one and only online chicken to lay eggs for my dear friend Joe..! cluuuuck..."

Even this chronicler had to shed a tear while listening to these heartfelt poultry confessions.

Our hearts and minds are with you, Doreen!